(After Andrew Decker's email to Bruce:)
ANDREW: Wow. Can you spell 'provincialism'?
JULIE: I'm gonna go see Rush and Phantom of the Opera! Phantom for him [Brian], Rush for me.
EASTON: Oh, really? Did you know that Rush stands for Ruled Under Satan's Hand, Julie?
CHANDLER: You know...you could live a double life.
JULIE: Hmmm....I could live a double life.
JONATHAN: I don't know about that. Remember that Flinstones when Fred tries to go to a fancy dinner date with Wilma and attend a business meeting at the same time? And if Fred can't do it...well....
EASTON: I'm gonna stop talking now. I didn't talk to anyone as a child.
CASSIE: We have such beautiful scenery here. We have the mountains! The lake! I mean, everything is right here in this valley. I don't know why anybody moves.
EASTON: I had a crush on my third grade teacher. I didn't understand what I was feeling.
ANDREW: I didn't mean to accuse you of cheating. I just thought you had cheated.
MATTHEW: Does anyone have Evil Empire by Rage Against the Machine? I've never heard it.
KELLEN: You've never heard it? [Pulls out MP3 player, hands it over.] Welcome to music.
ANDREW: Does anybody have a breath mint? Peppermint? Gum? ...Olive oil? Something?
JULIE: Are we the only ones on?
MATTHEW: Yeah...except for Andrew. He's in the corner, wearing the invisibility cloak.
BRANDON: Watch out for his legs!
CASSIE: I'm stuck on this conclusion.
MATTHEW: I'm sorry. I've been stuck on mine for a week--
CASSIE: I don't have a week!
WHITNEY: She's adorable! I might steal her.
JULIE: What's the best Chinese food in Utah?
HEIDI: I dunno...P.F. Chang's is my favorite.
EASTON: P.F. Chang's? Really? But they're so corporate.
